Reverse Match.....Woah

There's a convenient option called "mutual match", where you can look through profiles where, according to match, you're "looking for each other." Ok, cool, makes sense.

Then there's an option called "Reverse Match" that lets you view the profiles of people who are "looking for someone like you." There are some VERY interesting people in this category....

Feast your eyes.

Bachelor #1: Hard working full of life trust worthy love to smile laugh play kiss hold hands hug ext. Pérfect match, no such thing as perfect but real is close enough thats what i need real lady, loves her self and life and loves to share love and life. Thats whats up

Bachelor #2: I want a good girl to stick w me. I just want to find possibly a cute shy girl like me thats into sports and that doesnt smoke... I rarely drink so its not that important to me so id rather not have a chick that drinks alcohol like a fish sucks water

Bachelor #3: Im new to ohio from chicago.ima make it short n sweet. Im a respectable independent athletic gentleman that has respect for women. Im versitile god fearing and with a taste of thug in there LOL...Im a sucka for a pretty face.somebody i look forward to spending time with somebody that has a personality and trully knows how to treat a man somebody that i dont mind cookin for or massagin her feet. A real woman that deserves a real man

Wow....Yeah....Wow....

No More Drama....Um....Yeah...

Clearly this guy is in a great place to "get back in the game"....yeah.....

I love UK sports mainly basketball and football. I like playing guitar, although I havent done that much recently. Im seriously thinking about making a career move into some type of law enforcement but not sure what field I would like to get into yet. Im very open and honest and I expect the same from a woman. I have been through a pretty rough relationship recently and an even worse break up and I dont want anymore drama in my life. I like a lot of music, rock, blues, some hip hop/r&b just whatever Im in the mood for at the time.

Happy Farther's Day!

42, divorced, kids that don't live at home (he looks about 22 in the pic?)

Tagline: HI LOOKING BUT NEED HELP

I injoy the out doors hunting ,fishing, camping , im a farther of 2 ,attend 2 home , sometimes go out ,gardening , just take care of home raise family, have fun doing so ! looking 4 someone 2 share that with !

Phonetics are Key!

Sometimes I have to sound out words to guess what word the guy is actually meaning...this one's not so bad, but a classic example of the not-so-single guys that like these sites:

An Instant Message I received:
"Hi my name is Frank and i am a 40 year old father of 2 age 5 and 6. I am currntly going though a dissalusion. Age to me is just number and dont care what other peple may think as long as everyones happy, so if you feel the same, please review my profile and hit me back."

Looks Aren't Everything...Except When They Are...

Here's the first fabulous tidbit from an actual profile...I'll be leaving grammar/phrasing exactly as the gentlemen write them:


"This isnt easy...if you look like Angelina Jolie, Trish Stratus of the WWE, or Jenn from the Real World, thats the look I'm most attracted to. I'm looking for a well rounded, educated, athletic, motivated person with a great personality and comfortable in her body. No one is perfect, and everyone has a past, but these are the qualities I value and look for."

Once Upon a Time...

There was a girl who wanted to meet some interesting people outside her normal social circle.

Friends and family suggested she try the online dating route.

The girl was game for that, and knew some people who had been there done that.

She picked out her cutest pics of being a bridesmaid, participating in engaging physical activities, and generally being awesome...threw up some witty quotes and her online dating profile was born.

That's where the fun began....

The daily emails of profiles of "eligible bachelors" tended to hold more humor than anything else. The dates with certain "eligible bachelors" became amusing anecdotes as well.

The girl started sharing these stories with her friends. They laughed a lot.

This blog was born so you can laugh a lot, too! And....Go!